crackedroads: i can’t
Biff: even when you joke you sound serious until you laugh
Gin: LOL
Gin: yea my voice isn't animated
Gin: I joke like the Clear Eyes guy
Biff: yea you're gin stein
Gin: :)
Biff: you're a blast though
Biff: sorta
Gin: what if a nurse said "you tested negative for aids...sorta"
Biff: still a negative
Biff: im celebrating
Gin: LOL
jaxs0n: callmekatze: dr-clear-heels: This is the condom with teeth. It is a condom specifically made to protect women from rape. It is inserted like a tampon, and won’t hurt the girl, only her attacker. When the man thrusts into her, the condom clasps down and can only be removed surgically. It was invented by South African doctor Dr. Sonnet Ehlers, and it was inspired when the Dr. treated a rape victim who said sadly, ‘If only i had teeth down there.’ The condom is being given out in South Africa, and to women in the military.  0_0 Brilliant. im totally ok with this…you rape women then yes your dick should be shreaded 1. This is fake. I heard…lol. 2. What about a vengeful woman? They exist. 3. Can’t a dude take this out as easily as a woman can put it in? 4. There’s more than one orifice on a woman.
man: i just told someone dont kill and rape me, in that order
man: your sickness is rubbing off on me
lady: lmao
lady: that's like ultimate defeat
lady: to be killed and then raped
lady: cause you can't fight back. you're just in heaven with a tingly feeling in your anus
man: my spirit would totally watch
lady: you'll feel like someone filled your asshole with water and jammed 4 alka seltzers in there
lady: then you'll get blood on your white robe
lady: that's gonna be a pain to wash out
man: most disturbing thing you've ever said
lady: why am I laughing man?
man: told you you're sick
lady: lmao
lady: I keep trying to stop
lady: then 5 secs pass and I start laughing again
man: can you visualize a red spot on the ass section of a white robe
lady: LMAO yes
A Peeled banana. Gin: how was your day?
Gin: and do you have to sleep soon?
Jax: breezy day, sleep is for suckas
Jax: but im high so no telling when i'll pass out
Gin: if you pass out someone is gonna rub the brim of your asshole with a peeled banana
Jax: WHAT!!
Jax: LMFAO!!!
Gin: iono why but you bring sick jokes out of me
Jax: a fuckin poeeled bananaLMAo
Jax: i just almost died choking laughing
Gin: LMAO
Jax: omg dude
Him: drama is the biggest strike in my book
Him: wait..lying is bigger...but lying can be considered drama too
Me: lol
Me: what have ppl lied about?
Him: their feelings
Him: monogomy
Him: age
Me: age?!
Him: yea i got the age lie before
Him: someone saying they were older than they really were
Me: how old did they say
Me: and what age were they really?
Him: nigga was 14 telling me she was 20
Me: LMAOOOOO
Him: i had to watch the way she acted to pick up on shit
Me: dude
Me: details
Him: just in talking she didnt know shit
Him: everything seemed new to her
Him: i was like wtf
Me: "who Reagan? Never heard of him."
Him: LOL
Him: just like that dude

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